I got the D-double-O D-double-O style

[and here we go again because it's been a while]

I'm updating from my new comp! Check it out! Too bad I have to go online at Eric's, since I'm having ISP issues... but it's cool. Moved 4000 pounds of drywall in 20 minutes at work, so I'm ready for a brew. see ya.


A Picture Share!

A Picture from my PCS Vision Camera
If only there we're iPods in The Shire...


... New Pipe!

A Picture from my PCS Vision Camera
And here's the 10.5" pipe Barbie got me for Christmas! I know what you're all thinking, and yes, this is the licensed Lord Of The Rings pipe, stamped "LORD" near the stem. Pretty killer, huh?

Old Pipe...

A Picture from my PCS Vision Camera
Here's my first pipe that i bought, like, a month or two ago.

A Picture Share!

A Picture from my PCS Vision Camera
Guess who got bored painting today...


A Picture Share!

A Picture from my PCS Vision Camera
It's a wonderful life...


Oh Xmas...

[*sniff* *sniff*]

I'm tired like a bitch right now. I stayed up til 330a wrapping gifts, and I'm still not done shopping.got up around 9 for work, played the snooze game for about a half hour. Red Bull sounds really nice right now. Had to endure my parents bitching me out last night, so here is the last place I want to be. I gotta go to work in a few. Is it so wrong to want to be rich, so all I do all day is sit, read comics, and smoke my pipe? I don't think so.

On the lighter side, had a great weekend with Barbie. Went to Bryan's birthday dinner, Friday night. Had a few beers, some scintillating conversation, and I had to put my big ol' balls on the table when threatened with fisticuffs for not following orders. Barbie and I watched LOTR: ROTK Extended Edition, too, when we got home. Fucking sweet. You can't complain with 50 minutes of extra footage. We watched The Sweetest Thing on Comedy Central saturday night, and for those of you who haven't seen it, its fucking hilarious... Barbie and I laughed our asses off.


Painting isn't very fun

[what does "hic-a-doo-la" mean?!]

For the past 3ish days we've been painting, pretty much non-stop, in eric's aunt's apartment. I'm fucking beat. Tomorrow is the last day that we're there, and we'll probably be done by lunch, if not sooner. There's only a bit of touch-up, and we should be able to knock that out in a second. Seeing that I'm tired, and it's midnight, and it's about 3 hours earlier than when I normally go to bed, I think I'm gonna take advantage. See ya.



[Thank God for 4-of-a-kind]

I just found out from my mom that I come from a long line of gambling addicts. For some reason, that makes me laugh more than it makes me worry. I've been making a little scratch playing online 7-stud, and she started freaking out. Of course, gambling is the reason my grandma didn't leave us any inheritance... something to think about, but I ain't ready to stop yet.


Go Team Venture!

["What're those hard chunks?"
"Uh, my tears"]

I smoked my pipe last night, after a week of trying to find the right time. And you know what? It was good. Chris, Eric, and I all went to the mug. Ryan met us down there, too, so there was about 2 hours of scintillating conversation... between the Jew jokes, that is. but I can't wait to smoke again. We worked today, and actually got paid, which is really nice. I might put a little dough on partypoker.com, and try to bolster the ol' bankroll. I'm outta here, Venture Bros. is on.


Oh, Lemmiwinks

[Paris Hilton, you must make your way to the small intestine, where you will meet the Sparrow Prince and the Catata Fish. Hurry!]

Damn it! I love South Park! Any show that has a "sick queer*" character, Mr. Slave, that crams Paris Hilton up his ass, then lectures the whole town on morality and parental responsibility, is alright in my book.

In other news, I'm the master of the sawzall, cause I cut with one for about 3 hours today. How awesome is that. We had to cut huge sections out of walls for windows that we're gonna install. We're also installing and pulling wire with profesional ability, as well as putting a ceiling in. We managed to get 8 hours in today, and that puts us on over-time, which is always good. My one regret is that I haven't really had time to smoke my pipe... but soon, I will! I need to get some new tobacco to add to my rotation, too. I'm off to bed, kids. Gotta get some sleep so I can get over 50 hours tomorrow.

*[the term "sick queer" is used in the Episode 614 The Death Camp of Tolerance where Mr. Slave makes his first appearance on the show. He and Mr. Garrison act intentionally inappropriately in front of the kids, and they, in the ep, are admittedly (and are described as) "sick queers." Anyone offended by this, or you want to laugh your ass off, go do some goddamn research, and watch some fucking South Park. It's funny.]


Goodnight, Cornrow Wallis. Watch out for the wolves.


I'm so tired right now. I'm back from Barbie's and work, and I'm feeling light-headed/tired. It was a good couple of days, tho. We celebrated her 24th 25th birthday, watched a little Harry Potter 3, a little ATHF Vol. 3, ate some good food, the usual. Ice cream, too. I bought the most awesome pajamas, too, as well as a couple xmas presents. All-in-all, a pretty decent "weekend," I'd say. God Bless The Daily Show, btw.


Birthday Barbie!

[is it mornin' yet]

I'm here at Barbie's, for her Birthday (she's 24, but she'll tell you 25). We ate at a Thai restaurant that's supposed to have a nightly, Thai Elvis impersonator, but they didn't :( . Good meal anyway. But anyway, it's time to make breakfast (lunch). I'm outta here.