11.27.2007

Hot Totty, anyone?

My throat's been killing me lately. Well, not so much 'killing me' as 'non-compliant.' I lost my voice, but I'm slowly regaining it. I was recommended (by the mom of one of my trombone students, no less) to try a hot totty before bed.

Before you ask, a hot totty is a hot beverage. Not a sex thing no one told you about.

Apparently it's a home-remedy for throat problems in her Missourian family, and she decided to pass it on to me. I've been wondering for years what one is, and now, in a stroke of luck, I learned that it's whiskey, lemon, and honey.

Wait a sec. It's a HOT drink. What is there to heat up? You heat the whiskey, and the booze is going to cook out. And I don't trust myself to heat enough honey and lemon to a thin enough solution to add booze to it. Just doesn't seem right. A quick google search yielded using hot tea. Eureka.

---Note: This drink knocked my ass out right in the middle of writing this blog. I'm finally getting back to it, 2 days later.---



Here's my recipe:

-One cup Tazo Calm Herbal Tea
-One tablespoon (or so) of honey.
-One slice of lemon
-One shot, Woodford Reserve Bourbon

So, steep a cup of tea (herbal, in this case), add a tablespoon of honey, squeeze a slice of lemon into it, then pour in a shot of whiskey. Drink it before it gets anything less than hot. I think by the time mine got slightly under warm, I passed out.

I don't know if it had any effect on my throat, but my voice is decidedly better.

11.22.2007

Happy Thanksgiving, All

In a couple of hours, I'll be on my way to Kosher Thanksgiving '07. I hope you all have a great Turkey day, whether you're eating a real bird or some tofu. Eat, drink, and be merry, people. It's a celebration.

11.20.2007

Check out Dave's Article!

My buddy, Dave Press, just became a staff writer for Broken Frontier, a comic news site. He's been working on an article about the future Wizard magazine and it's relevance to the comic medium. Check it out. It's a two-part piece, with what I've linked to being the first. It's really interesting so far & I'm looking forward to the next installment. There's even a quote or two from little ol' me in it. Enjoy Dave's hard work, and think about how our takes on the industry have changed since we were kids.

11.13.2007

Moo Cow Fuck Milk

I've been using soy milk since I moved in in July. Well, 4 months later, I bought my first quart of regular ol' 2%. I'm not sure why this is blog worthy news, but I thought I'd share anyway.

11.08.2007

Gue$$ who finally ha$ health in$uran¢e?

I'm embarking on Day 8 of being $i¢k, and whatever it i$ ha$ in¢luded con$tantly ¢hanging $ymptom$. I finally realized that I have a temporary health in$uran¢e ¢ard from work. I have a doctor'$ appointment at 1030, and a whole $lew of (unrelated?) $ymptom$. To name a few: Fever, $tomach i$$ue$, ¢ough/la¢k of breath, and a previou$ly-blogged-about $ymptom which $hall remain namele$$. I'm $ick of being $ick. I wish I knew what to do, but I have no idea. I'm ju$t glad I ¢an get into the do¢. Let'$ hope I get a whole $lew of drug$ to kno¢k all thi$ out of me for a long, long time. Now, you may be a$king why I waited $o long to go to the do¢tor'$ offi¢e, or ju$t pay out of po¢ket. If you're not $ure by now, maybe it'll ¢ome to you.

11.02.2007

Foodborne Illness and the person who has it

Over the last 24 hours, I've had some crazy fucking sickness. I can't figure out where it would've come from, except that chicken burrito from Chipotle yesterday. Serious fever preceded by serious chills. I'm tired, light-headed, and I've had the worst headache I can remember. Yesterday, my fever was as high as 101.6°. When I went to bed, 100.3°. After work today, 98.3°. I just woke up from a 2 hour nap, and who knows where I'm at now.