''Just got signed by Fit-tee"

Budding rapper, Yacc, came to the Z'bar yesterday. Sat for two hours, drank lemonade, and tipped me a dollar on $24. One. Fucking. Dollar. I knew he was doing business, as his laptop was out the entire time, so I said, laced with saccharine, good luck in whatever your business is, man. He said "I'm a rapper. I just got signed by Fit-tee*, and he's gonna produce my album." I wished him congrats and good luck. In my mind I said that's great, but where's the other four dollars you owe me? If you check out his MySpace, it's sort of obvious why he didn't have the extra money to leave me.

*For you white people, that's rap entertainer 50 Cent.

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